One of the best things about being home, getting to see my Lala again!
Stop, stop what? Bullshit, you are cute and you being all bossy or tryin’ to be was too. Lo quiero por dias todo. You will be, yeah.
But me being bossy wasn’t supposed to be cute. It was supposed to be bossy. Sam all I got out of that was I think that word was day? Oh? Is that a promise?
No lo es?
And is that you, being bossy? Ha, it’s kinda cute. Wanna come a little closer so you can show me how you really feel?
Yes, and you stop that! I’m not being cute. You want some of this brown sugar, Mr. Evans? I’m coming.
It’s in English but it’s stilted, they should’ve wrote in Spanish. My frowns are frowns, they’re not cute.
Yeah, that’s right, you know that language and no that’s not a cue for you to start speaking it either! Your frowns are cute. Your smiles are cute. Your lips are cute. Your nose is cute. You are cute. Deal with it. *snaps in z formation*
Some political big wig is comin’ to town for a speech or something. There’s a lot of gray that I need to weed out from this email. Whoever sent it needs spell check and is a moron. They wanna get a temp contract with the company while they’re in the city. It’s nothing…crazy or whichever.
That’s sad as hell if he can’t spell, Sam. How’d you read it? Did it put that cute little frown on your face?
I’m almost afraid to ask…
Well, to be honest, I’m afraid to take the case.
Why? Or is this a need to know basis thing? Because if it’s something I don’t need to know then I won’t pry.
The Punisher, Black Panther, Daredevil and Spiderman. That last one is sometimes though. Mine would want me to add that in too. You know that I have one in here, in my nightstand, on the second shelf.
Harry Potter 1-7, The Hunger Games 1-3, Chronicles Of Narnia, but I’ve only read the first one. Partly. Kinda. I’ve never seen the movie either. Yeah, mine is purple.
Much to do about nothing. Macbeth. Hamlet. The Invisible Man.
Macbeth, The Scarlet Letter, 1984, The Bible…okay maybe not that last one…but I know my Mama would want me to add that in.
There was so much wrong with that movie. Goes to show that putting ‘based on a true story’ in your credits doesn’t excuse you from making a shitty film. Baking muffins for sex, though, I’ll have to keep that in my thought bank the next time seducing someone with alcohol fails me. This Rupert didn’t give you any serious trouble, did he?
See, but they lied though. The only thing that was based on the true story was the fact that the titanic went down. The Jack and Rose part wasn’t real. It was fictional. Besides, who would have been able to tell that story…who would sell that story, or even want to after all that? I know I wouldn’t. Real talk though, I’ve never seen it all the way through. It’s a long ass movie…Jack, if you bake muffins for sex…I’m going to clown on you. But it might work. He was harmless, otherwise I would have cut him. I’m serious as a heart attack on that front. He was cool until Sam showed up. Then he started singing about ‘I’mma take you man, cause I got it like that’. Jack, he thought he was Missy Elliot!